I Still have mine

A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my



intelligence come from?'


The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,


cause I still have mine.'

Just a minute

A blonde calls British Airways and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from London to New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'

'O K . Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

Remove a Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

A few Pounds myself

'Mr. Clark , I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court.

Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £775 a week,'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few pounds myself..'

The Chef's claim was approved!

The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company.

The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved.

Demand cash at Burger King

The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away.