Saturday, February 12, 2011

Welcome to Hong Kong Special Admininstration Region, Have a Nice Day!

Mr. Yoshihiko happened to meet A Hong Konger Paul in the rest room before get on the car to avoid peegret.

Paul peeped at Yoshihiko’s penis, found that was tattooed “WY”on it.

He grinned and stared at Paul and hold up his little sex weapon and tried to enlarge it... after a few minutes it showed the full word “ Wendy”, he said, that is name of his Girl Friend!

“Thumb’s up!” Paul showed some respects to Yoshihiko San!

Well, With some dirty eyes looking at Paul’s…noticed that Paul had also a Tattoo “ WY” on his thing…of similar length at rest condition.


Just a minute Paul worked on it… It Displayed “ Welcome to the Hong Kong Special Administration Region, Have A nice Day!”

HK Snob

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Unfaithful Wife

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"


Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons'?"

Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"Alright," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club , and you needed 73 more votes?"

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Ads

Ad in Doctor’s Kitchen
Thanks for Smoking In my kitchen,

It kills all Cockroaches by lung Cancers!

- HK Snob


Ad in Pantry of a World No. 1 Semiconductor house
Thanks for all staff effort I last year, we had been successfully maintain world No. 1 Semiconductor Assemnly houses by our revenue in 2010.
Plan for the worse, we will to maintain the same salary as we used to be to keep our competitiveness for 2011.

-HK Snob

Ad of Condom in 7-11
Prince size condom for all Kings, you will never complain it is too loose.
Leave the King size for Elephant.

-HK Snob


Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ...
One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.

The more The Success,

The more The Relatives


When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...

I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.


Sign In A Bar:

'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,

Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....

Friday, February 4, 2011

Sharp Observation

First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "the second most important quality is observation.” I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid."