Ad in Doctor’s Kitchen
Thanks for Smoking In my kitchen,
It kills all Cockroaches by lung Cancers!
- HK Snob
Ad in Pantry of a World No. 1 Semiconductor house
Thanks for all staff effort I last year, we had been successfully maintain world No. 1 Semiconductor Assemnly houses by our revenue in 2010.
Plan for the worse, we will to maintain the same salary as we used to be to keep our competitiveness for 2011.
-HK Snob
Ad of Condom in 7-11
Prince size condom for all Kings, you will never complain it is too loose.
Leave the King size for Elephant.
-HK Snob
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ...
One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....
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