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Immediate Position Urgent needed by a World Lumber One Stupid Company
Nature of the engineer;
basically he must be a “Fool”
Sex:
3 times a week Min, , gay and lesbian basically not considered to be a fool, will be considered too
Academic Background
Preferably to be a phD holder (Pig head Dummy), experiences is helpful but not important
Hour hours
5 days a week
13 months salary a year
Salary:
Good enough for a fool
Job nature:
Test and debug our automation machine to be “Fool Proof” product before shipment
Promotion Path
With 2 years exceptional performance will be promoted to “Idiot Proof engineers”
If you think you are already an Idiot, you can apply directly to “Idiot Poof test Engineer.”
HK Snob
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