Ah Beng goes to the City headquarters to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink Coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was with the 6th Regimen for 20 years".
The interviewer says, "That will give you 7 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay!
You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:30 pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:30 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
