Good Wife

Good 'ole wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to
Her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She was turned mad!

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink and relax.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them
Stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them!"

Final Destination

When I checked in at Manila Airport for departure for Hong Kong

Philippine Airlines Check in Count beautiful lady asked me” what is your final Destination?”

I said, ”Heaven!”

HK Snob