A man received the following text from his neighbour:
"I am so sorry Dan. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant "WIFI", not "wife"."
