A Quick Laugh For 5 Mins

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.



Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Bangkok tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.



Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8..
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?




Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love



Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was borne



Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.



Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!



Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!



Teacher: 'Where were you born?'
Student: ' Penang, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir..'



A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.'Ok, answer,
Joan' said the teacher.''unlawful' is when you do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'



Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Lawson: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Lawson: 'No hair, Sir.'