Ng Kam Chiu and Ng Shum Chiu

Today I took taxi to send my CEO to Airport… I saw this Picture of Driver Ng Kam Chiu, he really did not look back the back Mirror to me and I am… sure he is the real Ng Kam Chiu...
What if Ng Kam Chiu married Ng Shum Chiu….?
One dare not look at other and One Can not bear who looks at her… Well, they are perfect couple…that they can stay peacefully forever…
Make you have a laugh today…
HK Snob

Two Recent found nice jokes

I got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.


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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."

An Old Jewish man

An Old Jewish man walking down the street one afternoon sees a woman with perfect firm breasts

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?" 

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and walks away.   

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. 

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" 

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again. 

"Would you l et me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!" 

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." 

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fond ling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them. 

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you going to bite them or not?'

"Nah," says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too High!"

Good Wife

Good 'ole wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to
Her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She was turned mad!

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink and relax.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them
Stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them!"

Final Destination

When I checked in at Manila Airport for departure for Hong Kong

Philippine Airlines Check in Count beautiful lady asked me” what is your final Destination?”

I said, ”Heaven!”

HK Snob