I got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."
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