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Immediate Position Urgent needed by a World Lumber One Stupid Company

Nature of the engineer;

basically he must be a “Fool”

Sex:

3 times a week Min, , gay and lesbian basically not considered to be a fool, will be considered too

Academic Background
Preferably to be a phD holder (Pig head Dummy), experiences is helpful but not important

Hour hours

5 days a week

13 months salary a year

Salary:

Good enough for a fool

Job nature:

Test and debug our automation machine to be “Fool Proof” product before shipment

Promotion Path

With 2 years exceptional performance will be promoted to “Idiot Proof engineers”

If you think you are already an Idiot, you can apply directly to “Idiot Poof test Engineer.”

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Your WIFI

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Dan.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around.  In fact, more than you.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

"Damn autocorrect.  I meant "WIFI", not "wife"."

Joss Stick and iPhone

Yesterday I went to buy some joss stick and joss paper to pray for my ancestors.

The Shop Keeper asked me if I want to buy paper iPhone to be burnt for my ancestor, I said they know how to use or not. He said Steve Jobs already there, can teach them to use.

I said OK, he asked me how about the casing, I said OK, next he said do I need an iPad?

I said might be needed too, then he said how about charger? I said do they need charger? He said of course, after battery is flat how to use the iPhone and iPad. So I bought the chargers also.

Then I asked for his name card. He said why I need his name card?

I said I would have to burn it for my ancestor for warranty claim, they will contact you directly!

HK Snob