Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Dildo, the Brazilian Lover

A virile, middle-aged Brazilian gentleman named Dildo was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rio Grande when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, drinks they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Dildo reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ends and, again, Dildo smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Dildo reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,  he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Dildo fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."

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