Cartier Shop

A lady walks into Cartier. .. she looked around, spotted a beautiful diamond bracelet and walked over to inspect it... As she bent over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farted... Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prayed that a sales person was not anywhere near... As she turned around, her worst nightmare came in as there was a salesman standing right behind her... Tall, handsome as well cool as a cucumber, he displayed all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Cartier... He politely greeted the lady with, 'good day, madam .. how may we help you today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asked, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet ?' He answered, "madam .. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price .."